Thorsbrooke, who has previously penned four sagas about a gifted but fundamentally misunderstood novelist with an uncanny ability to attract beautiful women, is hoping that his latest work entitled Dangerous Contractions will skyrocket him to the fame and success he feels he so desperately deserves, or at least out of his mother’s basement.

It came to the Unshow’s attention recently that when the title of our show is searched, it lists us at No.2.  It seems that there is a radio show by the same name, also claiming to not be a show.  We want to assure you, the fans, that this must be a glitch in the Google matrix – we are and will always be far less of a show than any other show out there.  We’re not even going to pretend that their show is a great show as well, that’s how unprofessional we are.

There have been complaints about the website.  Namely, that clips from the classic Unshow are not yet available.  This is despite the claim on the page that they will be “coming soon”.  I don’t know what to tell you.  If you were so fooled by a coming soon claim on a website then let me break it down for you like this: that just means that they were too lazy to put it up the first time.  Coming soon actually translates to: when someone prods me in the head with a sharp stick I will do something about it.  Well, prod you have, loyal Unshow fans.  As a result, I am changing the status of the page from coming soon to OK, fine! I’ll put them up now.  There is no distraction too great to keep us from delivering you the gold from our vaults.  Except maybe that keyboard cat.  It’s a cat!  Playing the keyboard!!!  Don’t even get us started on that piano hamster.

Until next time, Keith and Dave wish you all the best and stay safe during the Holiday season (just in case the next update is a while).