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Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps (2011)

11. Sep, 2011
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This week on GMGB, we take stock of a movie that brings back a cinematic villain that we never thought would be seen on screen again. But apart from Charlie Sheen, this movie brings back Gordon Gecko and more financial jargon than you could poke a portfolio at. Join Keith, Dave and Paul as they make sense out of Oliver Stone’s latest polemic about the GFC and how it relates to Old Boy and our friends down south.

Green Lantern (2011)

04. Sep, 2011
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Well, that’s it folks. Summer has officially wrapped it up for another year in the North and to send it off, we have the final installment in our Summer of the Superhero series. Though the forces of evil did their darndest to prevent this episode from airing, neither Fate, Implausible Excuses, nor Accidental Stopping of Recording could stop the Will of GMGB from airing all the flaws of Green Lantern.

Season of the Witch (2011)

29. Aug, 2011
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Season of the Witch is our 25th episode and bad, really bad. But don’t believe us, just ask… well, anyone with eyes and a functioning intellect. Can this movie’s tortured soul be saved? Join Keith, Paul and Dave as they discuss witches, demons and bad CGI in search of a way to fix this damned movie.

Robocop (1987) & Robocop 2 (1990)

21. Aug, 2011
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Before the super-sexy Cylons of Battlestar Galactica, or the quirky robotic hairiness of Bicentenial Man, or even the time-travelling Austrian in Terminator, there was Detective Alex J. Murphy’s face and a hunk of metal, the combination of which was affectionately called Robocop. Join Good Movies Gone Bad for an in-depth discussion of capitalism, cocaine and robot er.. attachments.

Skyline (2010)

15. Aug, 2011
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These days, it seems that any schmuck with a camera and a laptop can make feature films. Case in point: Skyline, a special-effects-laden yawnfest about a group of forgettable people fighting an invasion of blue light. Despite the absence of a plot or anything resembling passable dialogue, Keith and David manage to take this empty shell of a movie and insert some awesomeness, while Paul is in Brazil recovering from last week’s episode.

Freddy Got Fingered (2001)

07. Aug, 2011
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Some say that Tom Green’s cancer was God’s punishment for him making this movie. All we know is that in the history of Good Movies Gone Bad, we have never reviewed a movie as bad as this. Join Keith, Paul and David as they traverse this cesspool of creative diarrhea and ponder whether this just might be the worst movie of all time.

21 (2008)

31. Jul, 2011
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For our 21st episode, we were going to review 21 Grams. But that was a pretty decent movie. So we decided to review 21 instead. 21 went bad in the same way that many Kevin Spacey movies do – for no apparent reason. Join Keith and Paul (David got lost in the shuffle) as they double down on the exact moment 21 went belly-up.

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